Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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