I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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