I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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