Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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