Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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