Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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