Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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