Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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