I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
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I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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