Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize