I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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