just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I currently don't understand fingers.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize