I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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