do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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