some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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