That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just want nice things and good sex
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
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