idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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