they need to just BURY HIM!
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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