Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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