wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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