is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Found your dick twin last night
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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