i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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