Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
where are you?
Hypothermia
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
