There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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