which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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