Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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