Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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