I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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