Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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