i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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