Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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