you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Is it because I queefed?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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