HIV tests are more positive than that guy
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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