Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm at about main and main street
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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