I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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