i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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