i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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