I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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