Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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