He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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