Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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