dude i'm inner monologue high
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I love having hate sex.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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