Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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