farters have to be the big spoon...
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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