it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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