I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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