This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos