I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
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but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.