i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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