I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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