Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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