how hairy? two words: wookie tits
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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