I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
