No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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