I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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