they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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